MDW '09

I DON'T EVEN FEEL LIKE TELLING THIS DAMN MISTAKE!! It gets me irritated just thinking about it!

Remember Reason #22 of the previous story how Wildwood was in quotes? (23 Reasons) The reason being Jake's stupidity (sorry, Jake, but it's true >;P)

This is how the story went. SOooooo... after Hell's Kitchen, we headed home. Hacker, Jake, Me, and Moji on the driver's seat. We arrived at Jake's house, explained to his parents why he's druuuuuUuUunk, packed up the car with food and beer that we bought from Costco, and got ready to leave. Jake decided to p*ssy out because he "feels like throwing up"... whatever, it just means he had a good night.

We got in the car, have our directions from Jake, and didn't even look back once we hit the road. So we head to Wildwood coming from exit 151 on GSP going to exit 6. We've passed Seaside... passed LBI... passed Atlantic City... and finally arrived in Wildwood. It's around 6 in the AM, mind you. We just drank heavily a couple hours ago from Hell's Kitchen and we're ready to sleep. So we're looking for the address. 5 minutes passed and we still can't find the damn place. We're at the right street and the right house number... but it wasn't the right house. Pissed off, I decided to call the owner of the beach house. We got to chat for a bit (how exciting). It turns out that the 14th st we've been looking for wasn't in Wildwood... IT'S IN F^*%$NG SHIPBOTTOM, BY LBI!!!!!!!! We passed LBI an hour ago!!!! DAMN IT JAKE!

Now we're on the road again towards exit 63. Moji's ready to hit the sack, Hacker's ready to hit the potty, and I'm ready to hit Jake. I did 85 going to Shipbottom. Got there in 30 minutes... HOLLA!... finally found the right house this time and we started our MDW of 09 from there.

the 2nd floor house.

we found this thing

my boy Nick came through with his girl

hit the beach

our healthy diet

finished in 1 day

beer pong... duh

Jake finally came.

:short story: We never told Jake the correct address. He came the next day at the same wrong house we went to. He called us and we played games with him saying we're waiting for him outside. We told him the truth after a couple fun minutes later. haha sorry Jake.

kings

of course I get hit where it counts.

and Morgan came through.

Nick burnt his hair from the grill... idiota

early

hmmmm

losers