Here's 23 Reasons for Jake and Mike's birthday bash at Hell's Kitchen in Newark. It's in no particular order... except for the last one. It's the funniest.
2. Mike's 23rd Birthday
3. I didn't drive
4. No cover
5. Free parking
6. Greet old friends
7. Meet new friends
8. Good time
9. Cheap drinks
10. Rounds of shots
11. Bottle service
12. Popped champaign
13. Stripper pole
14. VIP
15. Paul's S2k
16. A-Sizzle's dslr cam (thank her for the pics)
17. Jake repeating his Goodbye's to everybody 3 times.
18. Cops failing to find a reason to give us a ticket on the way home.
19. Jake trashed
20. Jake fronting that he's sober in front of his parents
21. White-lying to his parents about his condition
22. Departing the same night on the route to "Wildwood" (in quotes for a reason)
23. Hacker recklessly wasting $150.
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