MDW '09

I DON'T EVEN FEEL LIKE TELLING THIS DAMN MISTAKE!! It gets me irritated just thinking about it!

Remember Reason #22 of the previous story how Wildwood was in quotes? (23 Reasons) The reason being Jake's stupidity (sorry, Jake, but it's true >;P)

This is how the story went. SOooooo... after Hell's Kitchen, we headed home. Hacker, Jake, Me, and Moji on the driver's seat. We arrived at Jake's house, explained to his parents why he's druuuuuUuUunk, packed up the car with food and beer that we bought from Costco, and got ready to leave. Jake decided to p*ssy out because he "feels like throwing up"... whatever, it just means he had a good night.

We got in the car, have our directions from Jake, and didn't even look back once we hit the road. So we head to Wildwood coming from exit 151 on GSP going to exit 6. We've passed Seaside... passed LBI... passed Atlantic City... and finally arrived in Wildwood. It's around 6 in the AM, mind you. We just drank heavily a couple hours ago from Hell's Kitchen and we're ready to sleep. So we're looking for the address. 5 minutes passed and we still can't find the damn place. We're at the right street and the right house number... but it wasn't the right house. Pissed off, I decided to call the owner of the beach house. We got to chat for a bit (how exciting). It turns out that the 14th st we've been looking for wasn't in Wildwood... IT'S IN F^*%$NG SHIPBOTTOM, BY LBI!!!!!!!! We passed LBI an hour ago!!!! DAMN IT JAKE!

Now we're on the road again towards exit 63. Moji's ready to hit the sack, Hacker's ready to hit the potty, and I'm ready to hit Jake. I did 85 going to Shipbottom. Got there in 30 minutes... HOLLA!... finally found the right house this time and we started our MDW of 09 from there.

the 2nd floor house.

we found this thing

my boy Nick came through with his girl

hit the beach

our healthy diet

finished in 1 day

beer pong... duh

Jake finally came.

:short story: We never told Jake the correct address. He came the next day at the same wrong house we went to. He called us and we played games with him saying we're waiting for him outside. We told him the truth after a couple fun minutes later. haha sorry Jake.

kings

of course I get hit where it counts.

and Morgan came through.

Nick burnt his hair from the grill... idiota

early

hmmmm

losers

23 Reasons

Here's 23 Reasons for Jake and Mike's birthday bash at Hell's Kitchen in Newark. It's in no particular order... except for the last one. It's the funniest.

1. Jake's 23rd Birthday

2. Mike's 23rd Birthday

3. I didn't drive

4. No cover

5. Free parking

6. Greet old friends

7. Meet new friends

8. Good time

9. Cheap drinks

10. Rounds of shots

11. Bottle service

12. Popped champaign

13. Stripper pole

14. VIP

15. Paul's S2k

16. A-Sizzle's dslr cam (thank her for the pics)

17. Jake repeating his Goodbye's to everybody 3 times.

18. Cops failing to find a reason to give us a ticket on the way home.

19. Jake trashed

20. Jake fronting that he's sober in front of his parents

21. White-lying to his parents about his condition

22. Departing the same night on the route to "Wildwood" (in quotes for a reason)

23. Hacker recklessly wasting $150.

NY

Just a random night out in New York City. It was an interesting night. Just look at the pics... duuuuh.

Welcome to New York City.

his side job

haha can't believe we saw this cat. The dude on the left is Terry Kennedy. A Pro Skater. My guess is that he was making a music video with that random dude on the right, which btw, was the worst robot ever. peep THIS!

Time Square

camera ready

FREEZE... everybody clap your hands.

We got the privilege to meet up with Belle Epoque. They are an underground band who we got to talk to for a bit. MAD cool guys.

I swear their lead singer (in blue) looks like Michael Cera from Superbad.

They played an acoustic version of one of their song

Here's the video of their street performance. It turned out pretty good.... good enough that we bought 2 copies of their album "Wicked Ones and Thieves, which btw, is a very awesome cd!

so how do you end a night after a mini performance?

... with chicken and rice!

Balloon Release Promo Video

Leave it to BAD PANDA to make something WORTH WATCHING! This is just a promo video we made a couple days ago for the event I'm planning to host at Brookdale Public Park. I'm pretty sure this is the first of its kind... releasing ballons with NO HELIUM, that is. Confuzzled? Just read the invite I made on Facebook....

"Check this out. Since Brookdale Park is a Public park, I decided to have an event called the Balloon Release Project haha. (I did not notify the town or anything for this.)

In the Balloon Release Project, everyone will inflate balloons (WITH YOUR BREATH! - NOT HELIUM!!!), hold up in the air, and release them at the same time.
Watch the balloons zoom through the air in a frenzy.

haha it's going to be fun.

Love photography? This is a perfect chance to take some amazing candids. The Balloon Release Project will be the perfect photo opportunity to take still photos. It should definitely be fun!

Come to meet and greet new and old friends, converse with everybody, and check out each others' pics.

This event shouldn't last any longer than 5 minutes. It will consist of:
1. Meet at field (STAR on the map via Add Photos)
2. Blowing balloons
3. Releasing the balloons
4. Do it again for more photos
5. Have an all out balloon battle
6. CLEAN UP!

We MUST pick up the balloons right after to keep the park clean.

PLEASE COME BY (especially if you live around the area!) DON'T BE SHY! FEEL FREE TO INVITE FRIENDS who you think will find this very amusing and entertaining. We need to have at least 50+ people to make this project look insane.

BAD PANDA is generous enough to sponsor this event. They will provide the BALLOONS and water for everybody. Bring SNACKS. This will only take a few minutes so after the event, we can all have a picnic!

Hope to see you there!

*** START TIME IS 5:30 PM !!! ***
*** THE PLACE IS ON THE MAP (via Added Photos) ***
*** GO THROUGH THE ENTRANCE OF BELLEVUE AVE (by ShopRite) ***
*** BALLOONS WILL BE PROVIDED BY BAD PANDA PRODUCTIONS!***
*** WE WILL ALSO BE BRINGING COLD WATER FOR EVERYONE! ***
*** JUST COME OUT AND HAVE A GREAT TIME!***

Don't know how to get to Brookdale Park? Google it. JK, message me."

More to come after the jump... so stick around!

Dog Park

Leemo, Sputnik, Einstein

tag team

'chu lookin' at bruh?

Leemo in the tunnel.

over excited

Happy Mother's Day!

A day to show how much you care for your mother. Do I show it enough with what I got her? Probably not. You can blame the economy for not paying me enough to get her a Burberry bag or Louis Vuitton luggage. Sorry it ain't much mom, but at least you know I care.

flowers, of course.

4 Tiki Torches

...just wait until I finish the project I'm doing for the backyard.

Pacman vs Hatton

Thanks for the easy $20 Hacker LMAO. I can't believe you were going for Hatton. That's like saying Mayweather Jr. would win against Pacman (woops did i say that?) =) Any who, this fight was 10 rounds shorter than expected. I guess Hatton didn't research or train hard enough. You need a better coach. [That's why Jr. left your ass Sr. (woops again?)]

Pacquiao is THE BEST P4P boxer in the game, hands muthuf*ckin DOWN! Come back Mayweather, maybe you'll last longer than 2 rounds. I will admit though, that it should be Pacman's hardest and most electrifying fight in his career. Then again, everyone says that to all of Pacquiao's matches. Never the least, Mayweather is still UNDEFEATED. Pacman will have a run for his money.

photos via ESPN.com