Cop: Can I see your papers please...
(I hand it to the cop)
Me: What did I get pulled over for, sir?
Cop: You cut me off.
Me: Really??
Cop: Yeah...
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You're car isn't registered.
Me: Since when?!
Cop: ... October
Me: OH, WOOOOOW!
Cop: ... :taps on windshield: ... And you're inspection sticker is out of date.
Me: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
(Cop goes back to his car)
Cop: OK... so I won't give you a ticket for cutting me off and your inspection sticker... which is about $100..
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... but I HAVE to TOW your car.
there goes my baby... off to Twin Towing in Belleville.
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